You’re doing it wrong. Way wrong.

Regular readers may remember the paper about a gay necrophiliac duck rapist with sexual staying-power (see here). Andrew Bleiman now gives us this gem – a seal attempting to get it on with a penguin. Disney probably has a lot to answer for.

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5 thoughts on “You’re doing it wrong. Way wrong.

  1. John, JUST STOP IT!
    I am supposed to do some work, but how the hell can I while chuckling and laughing, and following all the links!

  2. WARNING: DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINKS IN THIS POST IF YOU HAVE ANY APPOINTMENTS! YOU WILL FORGET TO GET THERE ON TIME!!
    Heck, was able to get in a dentist appointment yesterday for 3.45 pm today despite a long waiting list, and missed it while following the links here. Be warned!
    You will be side-trapped!

  3. I feel sorry for the penguin, but at least his traumatic experience led you to post the link to the gay necrophiliac duck rapist (you don’t even want to know what image flashed through my mind when I first read that description). And you are SO right about Disney.
    Damn you, Disney, for breaking down the barriers barring interspecies relationships and making these perversions possible! And here we trusted you to shape our nation’s moral fibre! For shame. The world suffers for your decadence.
    The penguin should sue.

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